we know what to do in situations like these

quiero ir pa pr y ponerme shores y camisitas sueltas e ir pa un chinchorro y bailar salsa.

y to lo demás

i feel you dog

i wanna be Larry Fegan for halloween.

its funny cause we still don't know

posts de alta calidad

there's no women in Alaska

ayer fui al cine a ver la peli nueva de Almodóvar sin saber absolutamente nada sobre ella. qué cosa más fucked up. véanla.

y na, aquí una canción de cuernos pa gozar de la vida.

She sold her Warlock
And bought her drum machine
Fired her old band
Because they hated 909 beats
She's got a loft space
Takes the L- train to Bedford
Runs with some cool kids
That are actors
But dress like nerds

And plays pop music of the future
And no one will ever get to her
She's a shaker, but not a mover
She plays pop music of the future

Back in the 80's
She wanted to be in a hair band
And then in the 90's
She only wore corduroy pants
Snd then there was emo
But that was just a phase
Because it's all been downhill
Since Sunny Day Real Estate's first record

She plays pop music of the future
And no one will ever get to her
She's a shaker, but not a mover
She plays pop music of the future

man gay guys are crazy funny

yo soy la morsa, goo goo g'joob!

imitando el look
needless to say, i'm very flattered.

lmao jst had bby i txt u l8r

yo quiero esto!!!

- Hey, brothers and sisters! It's your friendly neighborhood hippie here with a message of peace. We can stop this knife fight if we all join hands and visualize a big hug... in the sky...

- Shut up, hippie, you stink! Go take a shower!